dumbestgirlalive:

[joe biden getting dressed] uhhh honey? where are my shoelaces

(via sadhoc)

astraldemise:

(via manymoonsandstars)

theseedsofdoom:

gender is a performance and i forgot all my lines

(via egberts)

whatshadeisthat:

nobody:

me: *goes on a mutuals blog*

me: *starts reblogging their whole blog* 🥺🥺🥺

(via the-stray-liger)

fairytaleofgears:

yoitscro:

Ship dynamics :-)

(via panaderias)

fuckyeahfunnycats:

sss-shyshy:

sees cat being naughty and scoops him up: This is a disciplinary hug. Do not derive joy from it.

naughty cat: purrs loudly

sees cat and scoops him up: please let me love you

clearly suffering cat: struggles free as if his life depended on it

s4l0m3:

im so sexy and fun and fucking doomed

(via termyia)

popokko:

remember when this site’s code was so terrible that if someone sent you an anonymous message you could easily pull their IP address and location from it. or when people would code fake anon toggles on the ask page of their blog so when people would send them anon hate they’d get ousted. or the fact that we could edit people’s reblogs and literally change the entire text of anyone’s posts. that was so fun this site is weenie hut jr. now

(via therealwolfman)

dykemd:

so what if im in love with you mind ur own business

(via termyia)